[8:54:16 AM] Fayur: ...omg
[8:54:24 AM] Fayur: what if I took a 2 liter bottle to bed
[8:54:35 AM] Smoke-Senpai: and snuggled it
[8:54:38 AM] Fayur: xDD
[8:54:45 AM] Smoke-Senpai: woke up with your dick stuck in the nozzle
[8:54:49 AM] Fayur: wat
[8:55:02 AM] Smoke-Senpai: theres still liquid in it, the cap is off, but your dick is sealing it
[8:55:12 AM] Smoke-Senpai: you get up and it slides off because your dick is just barely too small
[8:55:15 AM] Smoke-Senpai: coke everywhere
[8:55:20 AM] Smoke-Senpai: your cock stings
[8:55:30 AM] Smoke-Senpai: theres soda in your peepee hole
[8:55:34 AM] Smoke-Senpai: it tingles
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